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Jump Doper – Raser Sharp Skipping Ropes…

Have you forever had this strange fear of being beheaded by a speedily spinning skipping rope? Although the fear is nonsense considering just how much force you would need to apply to a thin nylon skipping rope in order to have it actually KILL someone, it is still a fear a lot of us seem to have.

Jump Doper (by Cozy Game Pals) is a game about a seriously deadly skipping rope. With a similar cutting edge to that of a Lightsaber(!), your mission in this game is to skip for your life…💀

Played using a simple “One-Touch” gameplay system which can be used to make anything from an unsuspecting cactus to 2 ton cars jump for their lives, your mission in this game is to skillfully adjust the timing in which you tap on the screen of your device in order to help your player avoid getting sliced into a million tiny pieces by this evil toy of death!

The longer you survive the faster the rope begins to spin, forcing you to move faster and faster in order to avoid getting completely and utterly destroyed.

Jump Doper

Other than the core gameplay system, (which seems to be just waiting to kill you at every corner), Jump Doper is actually a fairly simple game with a minimalist UI design and no annoying “GET TO 50 TO UNLOCK A NEW CHARACTER” propaganda urging you to keep playing.

Much as we both love and hate this game, we have to say it is definitely one of the better games on the Apple App Store and Google Play when it comes to “impossibly addictive” games. Although it sometimes seems impossible, it sure is addictive!

The Conclusion

If you’re in need of a game to illustrate in “Vivid Detail” just how dangerous a skipping rope can be, this is the game for you. Just be prepared to deal with any psychological damage you could inflict on yourself and anyone else you are so mean as to show this game to…

Never again will you trust a skipping rope…!

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